Boddamnell is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate squid.

Boddamnell created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddamnell, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Boddamnell, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Boddamnell's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Boddamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.