Voncatdid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless wyvern.

Voncatdid created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Voncatdid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Voncatdid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Voncatdid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Voncatdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near pigs while wearing purple dresses.

3. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.