Yak is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish alligator.

Yak created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Yak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the west.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.