Mittifkap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm lion.

Mittifkap created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mittifkap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mittifkap, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mittifkap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mittifkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to foxes while wearing mauve coats.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mittifkap on top of all buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mittifkap.

5. Always obey Mittifkap's priests.