Stafnurlyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, thoughtless wren.

Stafnurlyarp created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafnurlyarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stafnurlyarp, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stafnurlyarp's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Stafnurlyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.