Tofraglimwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring shark.

Tofraglimwip created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Tofraglimwip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofraglimwip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tofraglimwip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tofraglimwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never leap near frogs.

4. Hide if five eagles approach from the east.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Tofraglimwip in the centre of the settlement.