Hindimnil is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody slug.

Hindimnil created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hindimnil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hindimnil, he will manifest in front of you.

Hindimnil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hindimnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hindimnil.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. You must never eat cherries.