Flanleghamnell is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, quiet hummingbird.

Flanleghamnell created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanleghamnell, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flanleghamnell, she will curse you with boils.

Flanleghamnell's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flanleghamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flanleghamnell first in all things.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Never leap in the presence of mice.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill sharks.