Zodgabtof is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awesome grasshopper.

Zodgabtof created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgabtof, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zodgabtof, she will not care.

Zodgabtof's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zodgabtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never handle silver while unclean.