Bog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful turtle.

Bog created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Do not take Bog's name in vain.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near goats while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Put Bog first in all things.

5. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.