Timhamtik is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent duck.

Timhamtik created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timhamtik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Timhamtik, she will turn you into a mole.

Timhamtik's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Timhamtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.