Gebjenbon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy wyvern.

Gebjenbon created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebjenbon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gebjenbon, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gebjenbon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gebjenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate during dusk.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gebjenbon in the centre of the settlement.