Zigvadappdotjaptomceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, irritating lion.

Zigvadappdotjaptomceb created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zigvadappdotjaptomceb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zigvadappdotjaptomceb, it will throw large rocks at you.

Zigvadappdotjaptomceb's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zigvadappdotjaptomceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.