Tenvognel is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident coyote.

Tenvognel created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenvognel, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tenvognel, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tenvognel's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tenvognel's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing green stockings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never wear mauve ear rings.

5. Always act with humility.