Gessmisrut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonest ferret.

Gessmisrut created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessmisrut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gessmisrut, she will not care.

Gessmisrut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gessmisrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Put Gessmisrut first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.