Mutnurtfon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fast skunk.

Mutnurtfon created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutnurtfon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutnurtfon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mutnurtfon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mutnurtfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if four birds approach from the west.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.