Citpigneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous tortoise.

Citpigneg created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Citpigneg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citpigneg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Citpigneg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Citpigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Citpigneg loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat bark.