Pangpibbum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet salamander.

Pangpibbum created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangpibbum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pangpibbum, it will not care.

Pangpibbum's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pangpibbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Never feed grapes to cats while wearing orange stockings.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing cyan skirts.