Targtagpin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing chicken.

Targtagpin created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targtagpin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Targtagpin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Targtagpin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Targtagpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never laugh in holy places.