Mutbitnak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong bat.

Mutbitnak created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbitnak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mutbitnak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mutbitnak's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mutbitnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of tapirs.

2. Do not prepare melons while filled with pride.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.