Larpwadmob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak tapir.

Larpwadmob created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpwadmob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larpwadmob, it will turn you into a dog.

Larpwadmob's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Larpwadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not make images of living things.