Nangumhad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful pig.

Nangumhad created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nangumhad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nangumhad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nangumhad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nangumhad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four otters approach from the south.

2. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed lots of figs to horses while wearing indigo rings.

5. Do not listen to music.