Hudranlarg Wanflowyik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing penguin.

Hudranlarg Wanflowyik created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudranlarg Wanflowyik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudranlarg Wanflowyik, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hudranlarg Wanflowyik's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hudranlarg Wanflowyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with mites.

2. Never record names.

3. Do not place rice upon stone.

4. Never wear white shirts.

5. Run away if eight turtles approach from the west.