Mumfitarf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust ferret.

Mumfitarf created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumfitarf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mumfitarf, it will not invite you to parties.

Mumfitarf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mumfitarf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Never paint your chest cyan.

4. Put Mumfitarf first in all things.

5. Never talk about fire.