Nilldabmin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking newt.

Nilldabmin created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldabmin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilldabmin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nilldabmin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nilldabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never touch oil while tainted.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with ducks.