Tiklograg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective troll.

Tiklograg created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiklograg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tiklograg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tiklograg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tiklograg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Tiklograg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. You must love Tiklograg.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.