Jenpibvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, calm jellyfish.

Jenpibvonk created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenpibvonk, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jenpibvonk, she will try to impress you with trees.

Jenpibvonk's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Jenpibvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to capybaras while wearing indigo kilts.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.