Loopfobdabxencubkiktofsid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able hummingbird.

Loopfobdabxencubkiktofsid created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopfobdabxencubkiktofsid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Loopfobdabxencubkiktofsid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Loopfobdabxencubkiktofsid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Loopfobdabxencubkiktofsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never sit in the presence of pigs.