Xinwankikjip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, loving bee.

Xinwankikjip created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinwankikjip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinwankikjip, she will destroy your home planet.

Xinwankikjip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Xinwankikjip's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not prepare turnips while filled with pride.

3. Never adorn your face with yellow markings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Never approach forests carrying clay.