Renvincud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish wolf.

Renvincud created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renvincud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Renvincud, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Renvincud's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Renvincud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Renvincud.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.