Miffombon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic mole.

Miffombon created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miffombon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miffombon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Miffombon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Miffombon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.