Gilcit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow dryad.

Gilcit created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gilcit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gilcit, it will turn you into a rat.

Gilcit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gilcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to sheep while wearing violet ear rings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gilcit.

4. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.