Dobpidvol is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing giraffe.

Dobpidvol created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dobpidvol, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobpidvol, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dobpidvol's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dobpidvol's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near mites while wearing magenta kilts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your legs.