Jarngebfedwipxucklakgablop Dithunmeg Tiktarpbat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless spider.

Jarngebfedwipxucklakgablop Dithunmeg Tiktarpbat created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarngebfedwipxucklakgablop Dithunmeg Tiktarpbat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jarngebfedwipxucklakgablop Dithunmeg Tiktarpbat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jarngebfedwipxucklakgablop Dithunmeg Tiktarpbat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jarngebfedwipxucklakgablop Dithunmeg Tiktarpbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Always remove boots before touching nickel.

5. Never wear shoes.