Weelegmidsan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful crow.

Weelegmidsan created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weelegmidsan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weelegmidsan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Weelegmidsan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Weelegmidsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Weelegmidsan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.