Arfvegleg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing crocodile.

Arfvegleg created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfvegleg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arfvegleg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Arfvegleg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Arfvegleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Arfvegleg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never remain kneeling during midnight.

5. Do not place beans upon stone.