Legtimwon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, temperamental mongoose.

Legtimwon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legtimwon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Legtimwon, he will turn you into a snail.

Legtimwon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Legtimwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sit near foxes.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Do not take Legtimwon's name in vain.