Zogzig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful meerkat.

Zogzig created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zogzig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zogzig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Zogzig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zogzig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never laugh in holy places.