Lundut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic dog.

Lundut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lundut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lundut, she will turn you into a rock.

Lundut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Lundut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not skip in public.