Gadbotrennullagflyont is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humorless goose.

Gadbotrennullagflyont created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbotrennullagflyont, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadbotrennullagflyont, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gadbotrennullagflyont's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gadbotrennullagflyont's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

2. Do not place bread upon stone.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Never mix cucumbers with water.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.