Largkomwit Nurtnurvab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic eagle.

Largkomwit Nurtnurvab created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largkomwit Nurtnurvab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Largkomwit Nurtnurvab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Largkomwit Nurtnurvab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Largkomwit Nurtnurvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing green dresses and balancing seven carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.