Cedhadhak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humorless parrot.

Cedhadhak created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedhadhak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cedhadhak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cedhadhak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cedhadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cedhadhak's name in vain.

2. Never gather five ants near towers.

3. You must pray to Cedhadhak seven times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.