Flablanmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flablanmon created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flablanmon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flablanmon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flablanmon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Flablanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear green coats on sacred days.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near moths while wearing black corsets and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Never mention snails.