Pashunlop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced hare.

Pashunlop created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pashunlop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pashunlop, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pashunlop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pashunlop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Pashunlop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Worship no other gods but Pashunlop.

5. Pray towards the south.