Dinsidgat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful pigeon.

Dinsidgat created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinsidgat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dinsidgat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dinsidgat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dinsidgat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dinsidgat six times a day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never mix figs with oil.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.