Manstikzed Jincityar is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective zebra.

Manstikzed Jincityar created water four years ago.

If you believe in Manstikzed Jincityar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Manstikzed Jincityar, it will turn you into a mouse.

Manstikzed Jincityar's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Manstikzed Jincityar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manstikzed Jincityar.