Fly is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage aardvark.

Fly created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fly, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fly, it will turn you into a duck.

Fly's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fly's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fly.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hop near moths.