Dud Madfasraw is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish crane.

Dud Madfasraw created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dud Madfasraw, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dud Madfasraw, it will be very unhappy.

Dud Madfasraw's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dud Madfasraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while blessed.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.