Hoglibtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud troll.

Hoglibtonk created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hoglibtonk, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hoglibtonk, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hoglibtonk's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hoglibtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Do not take Hoglibtonk's name in vain.

4. Hoglibtonk must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your chest.