Vadmadbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane weasel.

Vadmadbid created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadmadbid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vadmadbid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vadmadbid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vadmadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vadmadbid.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadmadbid.

5. Never eat bark.