Geplegzed is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing pigeon.

Geplegzed created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplegzed, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Geplegzed, it will turn you into a snail.

Geplegzed's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Geplegzed's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Geplegzed four times a day.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Geplegzed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must never eat peas.