Banrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish troll.

Banrig created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banrig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Banrig, it will turn you into a plant.

Banrig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Banrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

2. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Banrig on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing violet rings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.