Kadmobwap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical wombat.

Kadmobwap created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadmobwap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadmobwap, it will turn you into a rat.

Kadmobwap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kadmobwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Kadmobwap on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadmobwap.

5. Never write about bacteria.