Kipnutbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil gnu.

Kipnutbeg created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipnutbeg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kipnutbeg, it will curse you with boils.

Kipnutbeg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kipnutbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Fast once a month.