Xinrowtip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish jaguar.

Xinrowtip created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinrowtip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xinrowtip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xinrowtip's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Xinrowtip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never gather four birds in one place.

4. Xinrowtip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help pigs.