Sasbodzod is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful mink.

Sasbodzod created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbodzod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasbodzod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sasbodzod's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sasbodzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Run away if seven horses approach from the north.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.
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