Cumbabgof is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, temperamental hare.

Cumbabgof created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Cumbabgof, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cumbabgof, he will turn you into a duck.

Cumbabgof's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cumbabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown stockings on sacred days.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing gray ear rings.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.