Sasmet is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented yak.

Sasmet created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasmet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sasmet, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sasmet's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sasmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never mix apples with oil.

5. Do not listen to music.