Nulhabteen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving raccoon.

Nulhabteen created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nulhabteen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulhabteen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nulhabteen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nulhabteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never chant near seals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nulhabteen in the centre of the settlement.