Wotrippanlindublunrow Gepominbast is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, egotistical shark.

Wotrippanlindublunrow Gepominbast created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotrippanlindublunrow Gepominbast, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wotrippanlindublunrow Gepominbast, she will turn you into a plant.

Wotrippanlindublunrow Gepominbast's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wotrippanlindublunrow Gepominbast's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.