Cumcipfun Rawtailwab Benlabgad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy sheep.

Cumcipfun Rawtailwab Benlabgad created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Cumcipfun Rawtailwab Benlabgad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cumcipfun Rawtailwab Benlabgad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cumcipfun Rawtailwab Benlabgad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cumcipfun Rawtailwab Benlabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.