Kimgudhon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy toad.

Kimgudhon created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kimgudhon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kimgudhon, he will curse you with boils.

Kimgudhon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kimgudhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never hurt whales.
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