Dinarnwab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, kind troll.

Dinarnwab created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinarnwab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinarnwab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dinarnwab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dinarnwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about moons.