Xem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm eagle.

Xem created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xem, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.