Vegrawhab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Vegrawhab created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegrawhab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vegrawhab, it will be very unhappy.

Vegrawhab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vegrawhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to rats while wearing green jumpers.

2. Hide if nine whales approach from the south.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if three sheep approach from the north.
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