Godmisgad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unjust frog.

Godmisgad created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godmisgad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Godmisgad, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Godmisgad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Godmisgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about special relativity near swans while wearing purple scarves and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Never pour water over plants.