Bedmadstip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy wombat.

Bedmadstip created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Bedmadstip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bedmadstip, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bedmadstip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bedmadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look at stars.