Cenlin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, cheerful horse.

Cenlin created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Cenlin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cenlin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cenlin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cenlin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cenlin in the centre of the settlement.