Fedqueegpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent slug.

Fedqueegpop created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedqueegpop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fedqueegpop, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fedqueegpop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fedqueegpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fedqueegpop's priests.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Never sprint in the presence of turtles.

5. Fast once a month.