Stiprulzog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty weasel.

Stiprulzog created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiprulzog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stiprulzog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stiprulzog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Stiprulzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

2. You must pray to Stiprulzog three times a day.

3. Never mark doors with turquoise.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Always look after injured moths.