Sterveen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, almighty porpoise.

Sterveen created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterveen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sterveen, she will turn you into a worm.

Sterveen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sterveen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the north.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never run near whales.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Do not make images of living things.