Bodzen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring faun.

Bodzen created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodzen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bodzen, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bodzen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bodzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodzen.

4. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

5. Never speak at dawn.