Gonnighak is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil ferret.

Gonnighak created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonnighak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gonnighak, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gonnighak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gonnighak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not turn your feet toward east.

3. Do not sprint at forests.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Respect your elders.